What don't you want to see when you walk into a business

[Happy2]

When you walk into a business what is it you Don't want to see?

For instance if you walk into Ashley&Martin you DONT want to see a fellow baldie as your consultant

Your turn

 

[bepp]

A ......

 

[Happy2]

A View attachment 53667 ......

An emoticon shaving , Bepp ?

 

[bepp]

nah a tosser

 

[Phoebe]

You walk into a parlor and see your father in the lounge....

 

[bepp]

You walk into a parlor and see your father in the lounge....

and wat happens then mmm......

 

[Happy2]

You walk into a parlor and see your father in the lounge....

You walk into the parlour smile at your dad and sit down to await the meet n greet and see your mum and sister

 

[Phoebe]

You walk into the parlour smile at your dad and sit down to await the meet n greet and see your mum and sister

Just for you happy2..

 

[bepp]

mm....... this story 's getting good wathappens then not going to sleep till the end

 

[Polkam]

A WG with hairy legs

 

[Happy2]

A dentist with BDSM gear laid out beside the chair
As if his shop ain't scary enough already

 

[Down boy]

A farmer with an erection standing at the mulesing cradle

 

[Happy2]

A farmer with an erection standing at the mulesing cradle

And what's wrong with that !!?

 

[Down boy]

Now that I think about it , nothing. It's when they are having a smoke and completely ignoring the lamb that worries me. Especially if I've got the gas axe and release job.

 

[bepp]

You walk into the parlour smile at your dad and sit down to await the meet n greet and see your mum and sister

cum on finish the story

 

[billybones]

Walked into a tour shop once and it was boosting some airline had won the safety award for 2008,2009,2010 and 2012. I wasn`t brave enough to ask what happened in 2011.

 

[XLNC]

A dentist with BDSM gear laid out beside the chair
As if his shop ain't scary enough already

Especially if he straps you into the chair. Your appointment might go something like this:

Well, H2? Is it safe?

 

[Happy2]

Especially if he straps you into the chair. Your appointment might go something like this:

Well, H2? Is it safe?

I Hate you XLNC I have an aversion to dentists at the best of times

So this scene from the Marathon man is not my fave
At least it could have been accompanied with some music to calm the senses

 

[Phoebe]

I love dentists...... and I am not just sayng that.... I really love dentists....

 

[Happy2]

I love dentists...... and I am not just sayng that.... I really love dentists....

I know not why
But that really does not surprise me Phoebe

 

[Phoebe]

I know not why
But that really does not surprise me Phoebe

Why? .... LOL

Come on its the ultimate in self control......

 

[homer]

Seeing another fella having the same zipper issue as you at the emergency department.

 

[Happy2]

Seeing another fella having the same zipper issue as you at the emergency department.

Two of you ? Same brand of trousers?
I sense a class action in the making

 

[homer]

Two of you ? Same brand of trousers?
I sense a class action in the making

Yeah..fellow zipper crusaders...have their penile erectus locked in a zipper. *sigh* the embarrassment never ends.

 

[Happy2]

When you walk into a business what is it you Don't want to see?
You await your flight and see the Captain of your plane wearing a bulky vest and a Allah ahkbar T Shirt

 

[homer]

When you walk into a business what is it you Don't want to see?
You await your flight and see the Captain of your plane wearing a bulky vest and a Allah ahkbar T Shirt

Would the bulky vest be hiding a parachute or was he happy to see you?

 

[Happy2]

Would the bulky vest be hiding a parachute or was he happy to see you?

Not bulky underpants you silly boy
Besides they don't scare me I emptied out many a bulky diaper in the years gone by

 

[Madam Tracey]

I love dentists...... and I am not just sayng that.... I really love dentists....

You have lovely teeth...
In fact your dentist probably said they are the loveliest teeth he has ever cum across!

 

[Happy2]

You have lovely teeth...
In fact your dentist probably said they are the loveliest teeth he has ever cum across!

Eew button we need an eew yuck button

 

[Phoebe]

Eew button we need an eew yuck button

Why is this ?... lol

You have lovely teeth...
In fact your dentist probably said they are the loveliest teeth he has ever cum across!

The whole dentist thing is a bit of a turn on actually,,,,