Things you can say about your car but Not your Girlfriend

[XLNC]

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Nice Wheels

And airbags.

 

[homer]

And airbags.

And ABS...and a loud horn...

 

[Ranjeeh]

Your flaps are dragging on the ground.

 

[lookinglong]

Got to keep them in working order

 

[lookinglong]

Naturally

 

[lookinglong]

Both look in fine condition

 

[lookinglong]

Nothing like using a stick control

 

[Tania Admin]

Awesome Fatty's!

 

[lookinglong]

Im sure you can

 

[Farm Boy 2]

I lent her to my farmhand and she came back rooted.

 

[baldie]

I'm getting a new little Japanese one; cramped, but it can go

 

[Tania Admin]

She's old and unfixable. Time for the crusher.

 

[Happy2]

She's only 13yrs old
I'll get another as soon as she's 18

 

[dan60]

not exactly a one-liner, but funny anyway (and probably good advice LOL)

 

[mwilly]

Those Chinese models look and sound ok but will let you down just when you feel like you are getting somewhere.

 

[lookinglong]

Here's one for you Farm boys

 

[Happy2]

Here's one for you Farm boys
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Be nice to be a frankfurt
Then I'd be between those buns

 

[lookinglong]

I didn't actually notice what brand of Tractor it is , don't really care either

 

[Happy2]

I didn't actually notice what brand of Tractor it is , don't really care either

You should Looking long You should
As you as well as I Are or have been one
It's a John (my) Deere

 

[lookinglong]

Suppose it depends on how you want to drive it

 

[lookinglong]

Thats well within the Speed limits

 

[lookinglong]

Could easily blow a rod or two

 

[lookinglong]

Be interesting to find out

 

[baldie]

Thats well within the Speed limits
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Reminding me of Adrienne Barbeau in Cannonball Run

 

[richm]

It makes financial sense to turn them over every three years, any longer & things become strained

 

[lookinglong]

OOh so true , but its the ride before

 

[richm]

I have a '74 GT, it's a labour of love but it's still so reliable. They don't make them like they used to ... and yes it still goes although it takes a bit to get it started on a cold morning.
I have something much more modern I keep for short runs when I just need to get there quickly or leave it at the airport for a few days !
Just that these modern things are all about electric devices and made of plastic ...not for the long haul !

 

[Annoyance]

Looks like its time for a oil change girl, cause that lube is as dark as the ace of spades.

 

[lookinglong]

Always pays to make sure everything looks right

 

[David Darwin]

It just spluttered and died but I didn't get out for another 10 minutes