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  1. Cyclone

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    Q What is the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

    A I don't know , but I never had a lentil pee on my face!
     
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  2. Kim2323

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    Don't forget to pay the gardener :)


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    That will sort out the doona theives x
     
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  4. Jaimi

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    I should try this with my boyfriend. Doesn't like to share

     
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    Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

    Because you could easily fit another pair of breasts there.
     
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  11. Jaimi

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  12. Sam100

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    nice posts, funny images.
     
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  14. Kim2323

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  19. Carron

    Carron Darwin Reception Silver Member

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    Some oldies but oh well

    Whats the difference between your wife and your job?
    After 5 years your job will still suck..........

    Whats the difference between oral and anal sex?
    Oral sex makes you day. And anal sex makes your hole weak.......
     
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    Hahaha.....OMFG this topic has got me in stitches hahaha

    HHahaha..OMFG.....
     
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  21. Kim2323

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    Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

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    Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

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    Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.
     
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    hahahah :)

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    Blahahahh :)
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  29. Kim2323

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    I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

    An arrow.

    What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

    A seat belt.

    I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?

    A bowling ball.

    What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

    Toothpaste.

    I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?

    Your nose.


    All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

    An elevator.
     
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  30. Jaimi

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