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Rochelle's Sexual Question Thread

scottysteel

Bronze Member
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Re: masturbation......where? when?

I like to masturbate outside. Sometimes I'll grab a porno mag and go out the back under my pergola and masturbate for an hour so. Sometimes at night i'll porn up on my computer then go out the front (i live in the rear unit on a 2 unit block) where i can't be seen and finish the job. Nothing more fun than masturbating outside.
 

steve t

Silver Member
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Re: masturbation......where? when?

What is the most sensitive part of ur body when ur masturbating???u ears so u dont get caught,lol.i do it at home in my lounge room in front of my computer,lots of porn works for me
 

libraguy

Bronze Member
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Re: masturbation......where? when?

I am single, so I always masturbate before I sleep. i find it helps me sleep better.
 
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tracking2011

Re: masturbation......where? when?

Most common place is also shower but sometimes in public toilet. quite an exciting feel...
 
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sexnut

Re: masturbation......where? when?

Anytime any place even driving in the car if the traffic is moving slowly lol...

Tinted windows?..mmmmm bags shotgun!

I always masturbate in bed or on the couch. Somewhere comfy.
When I pleasure myself I like to take my time to do it. I value my orgasm way too highly to rush it.
Though I will masturbate in the shower or tub and finish off in bed.

Love to be in that bed waiting then I could finish you off....;)

I agree but sometimes I leave my toys out & get in trouble Lmao :laughing4

If you are ever looking for a housemate....I'd get you in trouble everyday!:-X Toys would be out all the time lol
 
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Farm Boy

Re: masturbation......where? when?

If I could think of a Forum Member who could benefit more from a good wank more than you Sex Nut?????
 
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Saige

Re: masturbation......where? when?

My car on few occassions....skirt up, knickers pulled aside.....::) Never to climax, but def enjoying the ride:)
 
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sexycrystal

Re: masturbation......where? when?

Oh look most of the time its in my bed , but I have done it in toilet at my old work , not very classy I know but when the erge takes control, A girl just can't help herself you gota do what you gota do :) happy days lol
 

Maxxy

Silver Member
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Re: masturbation......where? when?

At the end of a long work week and sitting at the computer (looking at porn or pictures) is best for me and of course on the weekends just like now (yeah another single bloke from the country) :tongue3:
 

kcper

Bronze Member
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Re: masturbation......where? when?

Infront of the tv or computer. I enjoy visual stimulation.

same here, for me to have a wank, a hot steamy visual stimulation would do these days, used to be horny as fuck and having a go every shower when i was young...
 
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roughrider

Re: masturbation......where? when?

I love watching myself wank in a full mirror , amazing the facial expressions ha h a, and watching the spurts of cum from a different angle is different, i like lots of varietey, sometimes i will wank 5 times a day , obsessed i guess ..
 

naughtish

Gold Member
Points
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Re: masturbation......where? when?

on the bed and the toilet.. usually morning and before going to sleep!
 
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sexnut

Re: masturbation......where? when?

It's strange before I could get off from anything but now it's only mainly when watching girls cum. Perhaps I have desensitised myself?::)

I get excited about thinking what I could make silk and saige do to each other...:love10::la:
 
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Givenchy

Re: masturbation......where? when?

On the rate occasion I usually do it with my f/buddy while I finger her. When she has her time of the month I usually do it before I shower on the bed. Blow on my chest then wash ur off. Clean and easy.
 
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T.J. McDon

Re: masturbation......where? when?

I can't afford a W/L
I have a wife who was abused as a child and has so many hang-ups about sex, that I don't get anything from there (the guilt trip she gets after each time is just too painful to put her through), so basically a wank is all that I have left.
Usually with some porn at the computer or in bed when she gets up before me.
 
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martinhudson53

Re: masturbation......where? when?

Great post! It's very nice. Thank you so much for your post.
 
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Givenchy

Re: masturbation......where? when?

At least u have respect for your partner mate. Try a sex shop and see of there's anything there that might make it more enjoyable for yourself.
 
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T.J. McDon

Re: masturbation......where? when?

Yep. Immense respect. I've had people tell me I should leave under those conditions, but she's already suffered enough because of a piece of s.... male. Me leaving would be one more abuse by a male. I won't even cheat on her (though I've heard it debated that even porn is mentally cheating in your partner).
It's not a totally sexless marriage. She knows the sacrifice I make for her, and about every 3-6 months tries her best. But the worst part is that the more she enjoys it, the worse she feels afterwards, but I kind of need her to enjoy it.
Yes, we have discussed her seeking help professionally, but it's a pretty touchy subject with her and not an easy one to discuss, let alone suggest she talk to someone else about.
She did once tell me it would be easier if I just got it elsewhere, and she wouldn't mind, but that wouldn't work for me. I need that emotional side to it all. I'm not sure I could do it with someone I don't even know, and if it was someone I do know, the risk is ending up too close to them.
Oh well. There's more to life than sex. We'll manage it all somehow. We've managed for over 20 years, and I knew what I was getting into before hand. It's not like she hit me with this after we married.
 
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Triggsurf

Re: masturbation......where? when?

On the bed with a bit of porn. Time is flexible.
 
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jules

Re: masturbation......where? when?

Agree that masturbation is enjoyable in many locations, alone or in the company of select others.
 
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sexnut

Re: masturbation......where? when?

Agree that masturbation is enjoyable in many locations, alone or in the company of select others.

This sounds so much more sexier now that I know your a female :p
 
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jules

Re: masturbation......where? when?

Yep. Immense respect. I've had people tell me I should leave under those conditions, but she's already suffered enough because of a piece of s.... male. Me leaving would be one more abuse by a male. I won't even cheat on her (though I've heard it debated that even porn is mentally cheating in your partner).
It's not a totally sexless marriage. She knows the sacrifice I make for her, and about every 3-6 months tries her best. But the worst part is that the more she enjoys it, the worse she feels afterwards, but I kind of need her to enjoy it.
Yes, we have discussed her seeking help professionally, but it's a pretty touchy subject with her and not an easy one to discuss, let alone suggest she talk to someone else about.
She did once tell me it would be easier if I just got it elsewhere, and she wouldn't mind, but that wouldn't work for me. I need that emotional side to it all. I'm not sure I could do it with someone I don't even know, and if it was someone I do know, the risk is ending up too close to them.
Oh well. There's more to life than sex. We'll manage it all somehow. We've managed for over 20 years, and I knew what I was getting into before hand. It's not like she hit me with this after we married.
The danger in engaging in a sexual relationship outside of your marriage is of course the risk of developing an emotional attachment to your lover...at least if you choose to pay..even if only every few months, you run less risk of harming what must be a very strong marriage to have survived this way for so many years.
 
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Ava Valentine

Re: masturbation......where? when?

Where: In the bathtub.

When: As soon as I've got the house to myself.

What: Any of my glass toys.

Mmmm. x
 
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sexnut

Re: masturbation......where? when?

Where: In the bathtub.

When: As soon as I've got the house to myself.

What: Any of my glass toys.

Mmmm. x

Room for two in the bathtub? rub a dub dub
 

Rochelle

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Legend Member
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Making a baby

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I am off now. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
"Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I have come to........"
"Oh no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in embarrassed,"I've been expecting you."
"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"
"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat."

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well......where do we start?"

"Leaving everything to me.......I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me."

"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I am sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith

"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."

"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on top of a bus" he said.
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with........."

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith
"Yes, I am afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park the get the job done right. People were crowding around four or five deep to get a good look. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh.....equipment?"
"It's true, Ma'am, yes. Well, if you are ready, I'll set up my tripod and we can get to work right away......"

"Tripod?"

"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."

Mrs. Smith fainted.
 

Happy2

Legend Member
Points
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Re: Making a baby

Good story Rochelle I hope you hooked some fish just as well on your break.
As your story hooked me
 
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Peter

Re: Making a baby

:laughing4:laughing4:laughing4:laughing4:laughing4:eek:ccasion14:eek:ccasion14:notworthy:notworthy:icon_blow:-X:-X:-X Read this 20 mins ago just got the laughter tears out of my eyes long enough to say this!!
ha aha ha aha ha he he he lol psml
 
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