National Masturbation Month
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Thanks. You're too kind
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After starting a new thread on T/S in honour of National Masturbation Month, a few of the sexy avatars caught my eye, especially a cute little bum. So I rubbed one out. On the bus ride to work, I sat a couple of seats behind a bunch of senior high school girls. Since there weren't any other passengers near me, I rubbed one out discreetly while the pretty teens were giggling over their mobiles (it's OK, they were all over 16). As I looked up in ecstasy though, I happened to notice the security camera, a seemingly ubiquitous feature on public transport these days. Hopefully, there will be no reason to review the footage before the hard drive is written over.
Work was boring as usual but the boss was wearing a particularly tight blouse and skirt outfit today. During a meeting with her and a couple of attractive younger colleagues in the board room, I took the opportunity to rub one out while the three ladies were engrossed in some business-related convo to which I was paying no attention. Just as I creamed my pants (again), the boss asked me something about an obscure old contract. I mumbled something about 'looking into it right after lunch', hoping my silly grin didn't reveal the activity under the table.
For lunch, I had a 6" meatball sub in the food court of the nearby shopping centre, wishing I had the same length below my tummy to play with it. As I finished my macadamia nut cookie, I spied a sexy blonde saleswoman talking to a tall customer with a flaming red bob and long legs in the cosmetics section of the department store across the way. My mind wandered and imagined the lesbian flirting that surely must be taking place not 30 metres from me. So I rubbed one out under the table. I was wiping my hands with the Subway serviette when I noticed a MILF leaning over her pram, obliviously exposing her cleavage to all and sundry, a few tables away. So I rubbed another one out.
The afternoon is a bit of a blur, a bit like my eyesight now, but I'm pretty sure I rubbed a couple more out. Maybe three. Or four. On my way home on the bus, a busty brunette was chatting on her phone in the seat across the aisle from me. I thought I could see the outline of her bra strap and perhaps even her nipple under the ivory satin dress she was wearing. So, ensuring my bag was placed strategically on the seat beside me to shield my hand, I rubbed one out.
As I was alighting at my bus stop, I collapsed. I woke up in Emergency with a saline drip in my arm. I asked the nurse hovering near my bed what happened. Apparently, I was terribly dehydrated but should be OK soon. She went to attend to another patient and I noticed her stockings. So I rubbed one out.
Anyway, I'm home now and feeling quite horny, so think I might rub one out now before dinner. I might rub a couple more out before bedtime to make sure I get a good night's sleep. Only 30 more days to go in National Masturbation Month!
X
After starting a new thread on T/S in honour of National Masturbation Month, a few of the sexy avatars caught my eye, especially a cute little bum. So I rubbed one out. On the bus ride to work, I sat a couple of seats behind a bunch of senior high school girls. Since there weren't any other passengers near me, I rubbed one out discreetly while the pretty teens were giggling over their mobiles (it's OK, they were all over 16). As I looked up in ecstasy though, I happened to notice the security camera, a seemingly ubiquitous feature on public transport these days. Hopefully, there will be no reason to review the footage before the hard drive is written over.
Work was boring as usual but the boss was wearing a particularly tight blouse and skirt outfit today. During a meeting with her and a couple of attractive younger colleagues in the board room, I took the opportunity to rub one out while the three ladies were engrossed in some business-related convo to which I was paying no attention. Just as I creamed my pants (again), the boss asked me something about an obscure old contract. I mumbled something about 'looking into it right after lunch', hoping my silly grin didn't reveal the activity under the table.
For lunch, I had a 6" meatball sub in the food court of the nearby shopping centre, wishing I had the same length below my tummy to play with it. As I finished my macadamia nut cookie, I spied a sexy blonde saleswoman talking to a tall customer with a flaming red bob and long legs in the cosmetics section of the department store across the way. My mind wandered and imagined the lesbian flirting that surely must be taking place not 30 metres from me. So I rubbed one out under the table. I was wiping my hands with the Subway serviette when I noticed a MILF leaning over her pram, obliviously exposing her cleavage to all and sundry, a few tables away. So I rubbed another one out.
The afternoon is a bit of a blur, a bit like my eyesight now, but I'm pretty sure I rubbed a couple more out. Maybe three. Or four. On my way home on the bus, a busty brunette was chatting on her phone in the seat across the aisle from me. I thought I could see the outline of her bra strap and perhaps even her nipple under the ivory satin dress she was wearing. So, ensuring my bag was placed strategically on the seat beside me to shield my hand, I rubbed one out.
As I was alighting at my bus stop, I collapsed. I woke up in Emergency with a saline drip in my arm. I asked the nurse hovering near my bed what happened. Apparently, I was terribly dehydrated but should be OK soon. She went to attend to another patient and I noticed her stockings. So I rubbed one out.
Anyway, I'm home now and feeling quite horny, so think I might rub one out now before dinner. I might rub a couple more out before bedtime to make sure I get a good night's sleep. Only 30 more days to go in National Masturbation Month!
X
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Hahaha that's classic, even though I only got half way through, as I was getting a tingle below the belt reading your sexy distractions and it just didn't seem right sitting outside sipping a Chenin Blanc to rub that tingle out! Besides what would my dog think! I'll finish part 2 later in bed tonight.
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XLNC i had a hard time reading that, it was so funny, i had to stop quite a few times to refocus. Fantastic
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Haha
, I didn't know that they had celebrations for this, well you learn something everyday
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DUH
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OMFG!!!!!! hahaha
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What are you thinking girls??!
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im thinking..." Holy God..." dammmm ...yesss yesss .....just to start with...then
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What are you thinking girls??!
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I was unaware of this national masturbation month. I was also super busy with work recently. I dont think I have masturbated more than 3 or 4 times this month...
MUST MAKE UP FOR IT
Long weekend, lock self in house, find porn.
Beautiful Agony subscription - check
unlimited lube - check
many tissues - check
locked door - check
told mum out of town for the weekend so she wont "stop by" - OH SHIIIII...
MUST MAKE UP FOR IT
Long weekend, lock self in house, find porn.
Beautiful Agony subscription - check
unlimited lube - check
many tissues - check
locked door - check
told mum out of town for the weekend so she wont "stop by" - OH SHIIIII...
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