Leaving on a jet plane

[XLNC]

...I think it is safe to say that anybody who is taking a flight is familiar with the concept of how seat belts work.

Most of us perhaps, but on any given flight, one can expect to find passengers who are less well-travelled than the majority...

...and other varieties.

The airline has a duty of care to all of them (and it's an air safety requirement to ensure your self-loading freight knows what to do in the event of unplanned in-flight events).

 

[Lingham]

Yes a lot has changed in air travel over the years and what was once an adventure is now nothing more than a glorified taxi ride..

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Or even a bus, especially those of us who are/were FIFO workers.

 

[Happy2]

Hey Your XLNC Qantas looking at a near $1 billion dollar profit
You gunna be rich Mate Pal Chum

 

[XLNC]

Woo hoo! Thanks, I hadn't heard... crawler.

Now if only AJ can resist 're-investing' it in one of his hare-brained schemes.

 

[XLNC]

 

[Winter W.]

Don't know when I'll if he'll be back again...

CAUTION: Some readers may find this thread offensive or distressing. Reader discretion is advised.

Happy2 is en route to Kota Kinabalu today for a well-deserved holiday, flying MAS.

He saw their ads...

...visited their website...

...but missed the TV cross-promotion:

What might happen during the flight...?

those are flipping hilarious! you have my sense of humour

 

[XLNC]

those are flipping hilarious! you have my sense of humour

Phew! I'm not the solo sicko weirdo on this forum then (apart from h2, FB2, etc. I mean).

...Any suggestions on where to go or who to see for FS while I am in New York and LA?

This may be a tad late but my tip would be to avoid the undercover vice squad detectives dolled up as hookers. That is not based on personal experience, I hasten to add, but rather umpteen episodes of Hill Street Blues, Kojak, etc.

Hope you had a nice, incarceration-free trip.

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

XLNC this is mean, this should not of been posted until after he landed. Happy2 you are too valuable to me to crash so i have talked to the higher authorities and you will be ok on all flights.I got the hint one day you will end your days, up to your favorite pastime.

 

[Happy2]

XLNC this is mean, this should not of been posted until after he landed. Happy2 you are too valuable to me to crash so i have talked to the higher authorities and you will be ok on all flights.I got the hint one day you will end your days, up to your favorite pastime.

I will die Drinking a beer while watching the Footy ?

 

[XLNC]

I will die Drinking a beer while watching the Footy ?

Lucky it's cricket season now. You've got about five months left it seems.

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

I was thinking more like at 90 you took on two girls and got smothered from the over exertion, but if watching the footy is your thing I am sure that can be arranged, maybe a heart attack as Collingwood steal the grand final from the Dockers by 1 point in the last minute...one never knows.

 

[Happy2]

I was thinking more like at 90 you took on two girls and got smothered from the over exertion, but if watching the footy is your thing I am sure that can be arranged, maybe a heart attack as Collingwood steal the grand final from the Dockers by 1 point in the last minute...one never knows.

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In your face FB2

 

[XLNC]

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In your face FB2

Use plenty of tissues, after MAK described your deepest fantasy.

 

[Happy2]

Use plenty of tissues, after MAK described your deepest fantasy.

No need for tissues The coroner will hose me down on the table
Thanks for your concern though Your XNLC

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

I just read your signature XLNC and as the resident shit stirrer I welcome you as my understudy. That would be a good post, who is the best forum shit stirrer......We could have a poll and members could vote.
Hey Happy you might get one of those sexy female coroners.Sex after death, she could have her wicked way and you would have to just lie there........

 

[XLNC]

With the greatest respect, Mary-Anne, you are not who I am understudy to. That would be the Magpie supporter lying on the coroner's table.

 

[Happy2]

I just read your signature XLNC and as the resident shit stirrer I welcome you as my understudy. That would be a good post, who is the best forum shit stirrer......We could have a poll and members could vote.
Hey Happy you might get one of those sexy female coroners.Sex after death, she could have her wicked way and you would have to just lie there........

So no different to my life now then Eh?

 

[Happy2]

With the greatest respect, Mary-Anne, you are not who I am understudy to. That would be the Magpie supporter lying on the coroner's table.

Oh No you dont I was clipped around the ear and put in my place earlier this week
I am now a God Sorry I mean I am now a Good boy

I am pleased to see a thread on flying has been Hijacked and not originally by me but by ST1 & ST2
ST is short for shit stirrer if you weren't sure XNLC

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

Point taken I am going to have to work on my shit stirring abilities can't have a tractor beating me.

St should stand for sexually terrific.

 

[Happy2]

With the greatest respect, Mary-Anne, you are not who I am understudy to. That would be the Magpie supporter lying on the coroner's table.

Bepps dead? But but..

We were told he was only going for a holiday

Gawd I am definitely being a good boy now

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

Bepps not dead he had a 24 hr forced holiday see the thread Bepp took one for the team, still sulking but very much alive.

 

[XLNC]

Ah, I see. You were cheering the Dockers' defeat rather than Collingwood's victory in MAK's erotic fantasy. I misunderstood since you fit the profile of a typical 'pie lover.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy................... You Mupphets
I am watching

 

[Happy2]

Ah, I see. You were cheering the Dockers' defeat rather than Collingwood's victory in MAK's erotic fantasy. I misunderstood since you fit the profile of a typical 'pie lover.

Dont be like that XNLC I don't quite fit the profile either
I nearly had my membership revoked when I rolled up for the annual teeth count
I had far to many But I managed to avoid disqualification by passing the vitriol spraying test with a record score

 

[Happy2]

Ahoy................... You Mupphets
I am watching
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Our beloved MAK is in on the hijack Aitch Pee. Careful

 

[XLNC]

Dont be like that XNLC I don't quite fit the profile either
I nearly had my membership revoked when I rolled up for the annual teeth count
I had far to many But I managed to avoid disqualification by passing the vitriol spraying test with a record score

You only managed to stay in because you were dating the team's head cheerleader.

 

[Happy2]

You only managed to stay in because you were dating the team's head cheerleader.

You leave my sister out of this!!!!

 

[XLNC]

You leave my sister out of this!!!!

I should've known, yokel love triumphs over all.

(Apparently it's the same in Western Australia too.)

 

[Happy2]

We are watching you Aitch Pee

 

[XLNC]

We are watching you Aitch Pee

Yes, but who's that gatecrasher behind us? (I forget who all the other muppets are.)