How to piss off the wife or ex

[doob]

Just a few gems before I go...

 

[doob]

 

[johnmatilda]

How to piss off the wife or ex: Try to initiate intimacy.

 

[doob]

How to piss off the wife or ex: Try to initiate intimacy.

Hmm, reminds me an old quiz night question or joke:

Q: What's an Australian man's definition of foreplay
A: You awake?

 

[Marriedman82]

Get the suction cup dildo out!

 

[Marriedman82]

How to piss off the wife or ex: Try to initiate intimacy.

A truer word has never been said!

 

[johnmatilda]

Hmm, reminds me an old quiz night question or joke:

Q: What's an Australian man's definition of foreplay
A: You awake?

Men are efficient. None of that need to make her feel special bullshit so she may hopefully be in the mood and you will hopefully keep your mouth shut long enough not to say the wrong thing that would extinguish her libido before you get laid.

 

[johnmatilda]

How to piss off the wife or ex: Replace her with a younger more beautiful woman.

 

[doob]

Hmm, reminds me an old quiz night question or joke:

Q: What's an Australian man's definition of foreplay
A: You awake?

Q: What's a Tasmanian man's definition of foreplay?
A: You awake Mum?

 

[doob]

How to piss off the wife or ex: Replace her with a younger more beautiful woman.

How to piss off the husband or ex. Replace him with his house and a lawyer's bill and demand for alimony.

 

[doob]

How did Lang Hancock live with this?

 

[doob]

Don't you just love trailers that tell you the whole story of a 5 part movie in 3 minutes or less?