Hello I am Custer. The Langtrees reporter.

[Custer]

Hello.

I am the newly appointed reporter for Langtrees. My role is to search for and deliver insight into aspects of the sex industry that is interesting, exciting and sometimes less understood. There are already a few articles and interviews in preparation.

Please feel free to make suggestions and requests as I look forward to interacting with forum members and providing entertaining, informative and update information.

Thanks


Custer

 

[Happy2]

Could be a interesting New facet of the forum G C All the best with it

 

[Wayne Kerr]

I hope they've given you a sizeable budget and plenty of time to do your research.

 

[Happy2]

Well he can't rely on us for facts Were punters we embellish
A colossal love Making seasoning really a $150-$200 average punt

 

[Wayne Kerr]

Yes but we're soldiers on the frontline.

 

[Happy2]

Colleagues in debauchery ,Wayne?

 

[Master Yoda]

DeBonkery?

 

[Wayne Kerr]

It's not just the sex that makes the sex industry interesting... Eskimo Brother.

 

[gazzman]

I hope they've given you a sizeable budget and plenty of time to do your research.

What a job! Paid to check out hookers & make field reports!
Im volunteering for active duty sir!

 

[Custer]

It's not just the sex that makes the sex industry interesting... Eskimo Brother.

That is true Wayne.

 

[Happy2]

This job would have been perfect for the late ,lamented Colzilla

 

[lovemeamassage]

Can only imagine what tax write offs there would be

 

[Happy2]

Good luck asking the girls from BC for a receipt Or most private girls for that matter

 

[Barbosa]

Ayyyyyyyeeeeee its a cash industry, that watches clocks professionally.

 

[homer]

Whaaaat?

 

[Dallas]

It sounds like fun General Custer, I'll have to think if I have anything worthy to contribute from the front lines!

 

[Custer]

Fire away Dallas. I am always open to great ideas and stories.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- How about a story about a Punter, who got a freebie punt from Langtrees, due to the fact he won a competition. Good publicity for langtrees and you get to interview the punter who has a review of the establishment and the lovely W/L
Wink-Wink with his one eye

Fire away Dallas. I am always open to great ideas and stories.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

Shouldn't a punter always pay?

 

[homer]

how bout a story about a long time forum user, who had gained recognition and plenty of likes in his posts, have plenty of forum mates; suddenly quit the forum without any apparent reason/s. And never to return again...

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Wayne;- Sssssssshhhhh, I am trying to get in the front door here, keep quiet before Mak hears that I am around again

Shouldn't a punter always pay?

 

[Dallas]

I'm always in favour of a freebie as long as the lady gets paid.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy I do agree all the ladies get payed, Hmmm I am thinking, free rum all night maybe a few w/l
Who knows, but, getting past Mak is very tricky

I'm always in favour of a freebie as long as the lady gets paid.

 

[Dallas]

Ahoy I do agree all the ladies get payed, Hmmm I am thinking, free rum all night maybe a few w/l
Who knows, but, getting past Mak is very tricky

Yes free rum and an nice lady

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy, now you are getting the idea, how about a free Party in the lounge, free drinks for everyone. Hmmmm a few drinks in the girls, may possably get very interesting sessions under the sheets Hmmmmmm
Keep it quiet, if Mak finds out, she be after my bones

Yes free rum and an nice lady

 

[Wayne Kerr]

Always paying would be the #1 golden rule.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Yes I agree Wayne, but, getting some else to pay for me, is my goal.

Always paying would be the #1 golden rule.

 

[lovemeamassage]

Having a sense of humour would go a long way for some too

 

[Dallas]

Ahoy Yes I agree Wayne, but, getting some else to pay for me, is my goal.

Yes the ultimate I think, the lady always gets paid by someone else... yay!

 

[gazzman]

Getting the lady to pay me that is my goal.
But thinking about the sort of lady that would pay me........pass
Ill settle for the middle ground.. fwb!