Have you ever had an object stuck up you butt??

[Rachy]

A Vibrator – and a Pair of Tongs When she/he says, “Go deeper”, so you grab the closest thing to you in the heat of the moment. I can’t believe the tongs were included!

Barbie “Ill play ken, you be barbie” Poor Barbie, her pretty face was only good for the butthole!

An Egg? “It’s for a science project, I swear,” I bet that egg should’ve been hard boiled after 5 minutes.

A tape Gotta preserve the classics. Oooh, diagonal goodness.

A Wine Bottle – and a Coat Hanger

 

[Happy2]

Why am I not surprised
When you said Barbie and tongs I must say i was also expecting lots of long meat sausages to be involved
As they say Men cant really be trusted with tongs at the Barbie

 

[bepp]

nah ....theres a NO ENTRY tatt down there

 

[homer]

Barbie and tongs make a nice song while seeking a Ken Hole...don't you think your butt need not a drink butt the bottle does make a nice decor.

Many years and moons ago while driving, heard on z radio, curiosity got the best of this dude who was bold with his lab experiment. He who pushed a chicken bone up where the sun don't shine will walk like a stone.

 

[ozwarlock67]

Only a tongue. And it wasn't stuck, just sliding around.

 

[Phoebe]

Yep whats the issue..... Next...

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Well its lucky no "8 Track Cassette" where used................

 

[Phoebe]

How old are you HP ???????? LOL

 

[Happy2]

Ahoy;- Well its lucky no "8 Track Cassette" where used................

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Enough lube on it and I'm sure you'll get it in Aitch Pee

 

[Phoebe]

Enough lube on it and I'm sure you'll get it in Aitch Pee

Gun oil is a good substitute I hear......

 

[homer]

They say there's nothing like an 8 track to clear your main track.
How about a constipated looking Phil help you clear your track?

Ahhh...nothing rims like the Golden Ring.

 

[homer]

Amazing what you find on the net, lol...porn in stereo?

And they say it's a...

 

[Happy2]

You dont need to insert Phil to cure constipation You only have to listen to him
Come to think of it insertion may be less painful

 

[Phoebe]

For our resident farmer....

 

[Happy2]

Excuse me I gotta run
Or is that I've got the runs?
Bloody Phil Collins

 

[Phoebe]

Excuse me I gotta run
Or is that I've got the runs?
Bloody Phil Collins

Awwwwwwwwwwwww poor baby....... so next time we know you are at Langtrees we lock in a room and play Phil over the PA system just to that room of course.....

 

[Happy2]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww poor baby....... so next time we know you are at Langtrees we lock in a room and play Phil over the PA system just to that room of course.....

You dislike the LT ladies that much ?
I thought your whole raison d'être was to make women's lives better and yet you wish this fate on some poor girl?
I have said this of you before and no doubt have to say it again You Sir! Are a hypocrite
Or should that be Sir spelled Cur?

 

[Phoebe]

You dislike the LT ladies that much ?
I thought your whole raison d'être was to make women's lives better and yet you wish this fate on some poor girl?
I have said this of you before and no doubt have to say it again You Sir! Are a hypocrite
Or should that be Sir spelled Cur?

DID I say to lock a working lady in there with you?????? re-read my comment. obviously you have not gone to spec-savers....... put your glasses on.... so did I ????

 

[Happy2]

I will say even if alone in a room I know how the Langtrees system works a Woman would be made to clean up the mess And I if you and your minions As it would not be you alone locked me in a room to make said mess I would not be a gentleman about it I assure you

So due to your faux respect for women another woman would be cleaning up a mans mess

No more replies will be responded to on this mattter Mon sewer Sorry French is not my first language I hope I spelled that right

 

[Phoebe]

I will say even if alone in a room I know how the Langtrees system works a Woman would be made to clean up the mess And I if you and your minions As it would not be you alone locked me in a room to make said mess I would not be a gentleman about it I assure you

So due to your faux respect for women another woman would be cleaning up a mans mess

No more replies will be responded to on this mattter Mon sewer Sorry French is not my first language I hope I spelled that right

What MESS ? if you are in a freshly made room alone and you make a mess, THEN be a gentleman like we all know you are and clean it up, surely you have been taught that during your 79 years on the 3rd rock from the sun....

My respect is not fake as you say, and see above about said mess........

 

[bepp]

dear RACHY i appololgize re the actions of the couple of unedumacated peeple who are trying( very ) to

ur lovely informative thread

 

[bepp]

aww....gee fanx maaaate

 

[Phoebe]

dear RACHY i appololgize re the actions of the couple of unedumacated peeple who are trying( very ) to
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ur lovely informative thread

Just because you can't keep up with The Clampett up north and me being the city slicker I am, you have to go down the track of "Hi-Jack" ..... I think the amount of times you have posted that sign Me thinks you could be Al qaeda in disguise...... which leads me to ask this, how are your knees? LOL

 

[bepp]

usuall drible from diskies no from me see if u can pik me

 

[Phoebe]

The 2 on the right look like keepers

 

[bepp]

hey yo Feebz

 

[homer]

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hey yo Feebz

Do these ladies wield a stick and 2 hairy balls?

 

[Phoebe]

Do these ladies wield a stick and 2 hairy balls?

Zoom in and advise us all homer.....

 

[homer]

Zoom in and advise us all homer.....

Zooming in doesn't help, some are very good at hiding their sticks. Only Bepp can tell he's been with them.

 

[Xavier Jung]

Yes, many times.

Have also been dressed up like a woman and she did me with a strap on. She loved it more then I did.