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Harry Langtrees Transporter BLOG

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Driver Harry

Hi guys,

Back driving for Sue and Maryanne again with SUN-THURS 8-5, so yes we are driving our clients to and from Langtrees when possible...better than cabbin it home. No doubt there plenty of old clients that love our service. Only one bad thing is I don't drive the Nitro anymore. Looking forward to our car chats again... Hazza
 
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Langtrees VIP Perth 2

YAY!

It's great to have you back Harry!
I always love working with efficient and like minded people, and Harry has the same passion for the girls safety as I do...and as an Escort driver, that's imperative!​

Anyway, for those that don't remember the name Harry, you would remember his stature and his black Nitro Dodge car...which as he has already told you all, he no longer drives...:-(

Welcome Back Harry!
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Ms Sue

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Welcome back Harry...
I am so glad to see you on the forum...
It just excites me......
Langtrees just wasn't the same without you....Lol.........
Ms Sue
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Sherry

Staff member
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Yay Harry's back!!!! Welcome back Harry-it's been so long so you better stick around...or else! xxxxx
 

Mrs Langtrees

Manager @ Langtrees
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Welcome back Harry a lot of changes in a year no doubt, tell us the best and the worst.
 
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Driver Harry

Great Eastern Hwy, Kwinana Fwy, Mitchell Fwy, Roe Hwy, Hay St, Wellington St... can I get to Perth without doing 40 Km/H!!!
The f#ckn pyramids didn't take as long to build with bloody hand tools...
Welcome to the City Of Perth :D (if you can actually get in)
now Riverside drive will be fooked for as long as it will take to find Noah's Ark and Troy "let me smell ya chair" Buswell said we have adequate road infrastructure... only thing is Graham Farmer is closed every other week on a Friday night FFS.

Rant complete-END TRANS.
 

Happy2

Legend Member
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That was a good rant Driver harry And if i ever your service to and from LT's and you have that filthy great handgun in sight I will listen to any future rants with rapt attention
 

homer

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Oh come on, the Elizabeth Quay is definitely part of expanding Perth infrastructure to cater for few more millions at this tardy piece of real estate at the riverside. While everyone flogs to the Wow-mazing quay causing even bigger massive delay, or car parking fwy...traffic management is after all not that important....they will just put in more than a few dozens traffic lights, and cameras, that will do the trick...oh and send out more coppers during crawling peak hour traffic...lol...improvements, yeah...u gotta love it like big mac to the pie.
 
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Driver Harry

HaHaHa nice one homer, I'm selling my car and buying horse and buggy so I don't trip a speed camera.
 

homer

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Go one better Harry, be both an animal lover and a tree hugger, get a rickshaw and use that to roam around...sure beats sitting in traffic...lol
 
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Contrarian

Well, Perth is making that transformation (albeit dragged screaming) from a small country town to a big country town. Everyone knows the tough decision but no one wants to make them or undertake them. A huge toll fee for getting into the city, a huge parking fee should do the job. No one wants to use public transport nor plan their journeys.

New York, London, Paris, Singapore - it's a common problem. Are we prepared to make those sacrifices?
 
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Tania Admin

Driving in Perth is childs play compared to Sydney. Tuffen Up Princess!
 

Happy2

Legend Member
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Well Gentleman . As you use Harrys service Would you rather the car with heating on these coolish nights Or the horse and buggy You would still get warm air coming your way at times with the buggy but it could be odiferous
 
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Gentleman

Well Gentleman . As you use Harrys service Would you rather the car with heating on these coolish nights Or the horse and buggy You would still get warm air coming your way at times with the buggy but it could be odiferous

Nothing wrong with a horse and buggy. It would be carbon neutral.
 

svengali

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Nothing wrong with a horse and buggy. It would be carbon neutral.

Actually, it wouldn't.

If everyone who currently drove a car rode or drove a horse instead you would need a fleet of diesel-guzzling trucks to cart all the "exhaust emissions" away. In other words we would be in deep s##t!

Seriously, we will eventually have to go the way of Sydney and Melbourne where no-one takes their own car into the city unless they have a really good reason. The country town idea of parking in front of whichever business you want to visit is no longer possible.

As to the works for the new development - all I can say is it is about time someone did something with all that dead space between the city and the river. Why do Perth residents rise up howling and get their knickers in a knot any time anyone suggests doing anything near a river or the coast? Are they afraid we may finally get some modern waterside amenities happening?

Bring it on!!
 

Happy2

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You are right about the gas output svengali
But imagine how dear your lamb chop is going to be when all the farmers have to put diapers on our livestock
to prevent all those greenhouse gases getting up into the ozone layer
 
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Driver Harry

Feeling bored in the office so we are discussing our "PORN NAMES"

This is Harry's

So what is your first pet's name?
COCO

So what's your first street name you remember?
CLARA

Harry is COCO CLARA....:( I must be in TS movies!
 

homer

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