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For those of you that choose to act in any way other than politeā¦ā¦.. donāt poke the bear that is sucking your cock. I might just bite it off!
That is all xx
That is all xx
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- Thread starter Jamie jackson
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Ouch take that as a warning guys.
LongHair
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is that like the old management principle, dont step on toes,
they may be connected to the foot of the person who will kick your arse
Nina Stone
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Always tread gently when your bits are in the mouth of a woman 
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Sorry to read someone may have been impolite to you Jamie.
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Hahah exactlyis that like the old management principle, dont step on toes,
they may be connected to the foot of the person who will kick your arse
I love that old saying. One I used to hear all the time being a cheeky child was
āYour ass is grass kid, and Iām the mower.ā
Hahah
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I heard a mother in the shopping centre once yell at her kid, 'I bought you into this world, I'll bloody well take you out of it!'.
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Haha thatās a stern warning from a mum on her last nerve.
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When I was shopping in Karratha a kid was having a tantrum on the floor. A sweet old lady told him to 'Shoosh!'.
The mother went apeshit at the old lady saying 'Don't you "Shoosh" my kid!'.
The old lady just turned around, gave her the finger and told her to 'Fuck Off!'.
I nearly pissed myself laughing.
The mother went apeshit at the old lady saying 'Don't you "Shoosh" my kid!'.
The old lady just turned around, gave her the finger and told her to 'Fuck Off!'.
I nearly pissed myself laughing.
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Hahahah thatās goldWhen I was shopping in Karratha a kid was having a tantrum on the floor. A sweet old lady told him to 'Shoosh!'.
The mother went apeshit at the old lady saying 'Don't you "Shoosh" my kid!'.
The old lady just turned around, gave her the finger and told her to 'Fuck Off!'.
I nearly pissed myself laughing.
LongHair
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yeah I told my son that when he was 15, he then promptly reminded me, "dad, dont forget I am the one that gets to pick your retirement home when you are old and senile"
Dont ya hate it when you raise your child to be smarter than you !
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Hahah quick witted like his dadyeah I told my son that when he was 15, he then promptly reminded me, "dad, dont forget I am the one that gets to pick your retirement home when you are old and senile"
Dont ya hate it when you raise your child to be smarter than you !
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I tell clients alllllllll the time - āHow much fun we have depends on YOU. If you use your manners, we can have all the fun in the world. Otherwise, get fucked.ā
Like Iām so much more willing to make it spicy and wild if people use their BASIC mannersā¦.. youāre not gonna get much from me if you canāt behave yourselfā¦.
Like Iām so much more willing to make it spicy and wild if people use their BASIC mannersā¦.. youāre not gonna get much from me if you canāt behave yourselfā¦.
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Very direct approach lol
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Works well for the drunk ones thought for sure
