GET HARD or GO HOME....Whatever it takes.
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Somehow I have this image of polevolting around the bedroom all night, with it never subsiding..... Could have some merit.
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I wonder what made Cyclone raise this hard problem...?
I would love to be a 'Powerful Lasting Night MAN'...
I would love to be a 'Powerful Lasting Night MAN'...
...but no way am I taking anything manufactured in an Indian water tank.
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Dallas, you are not the only one who followed Cyclone's advice..........You haven't just swallowed Cyclone's cocktail of fun pills... that''ll teach me for being so trusting
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I know they have a large population but I didn't think they meant like that!
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Bite me !!!!to add to the list..............
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I know a lady who has that saying on her car number plate. I'm yet to ask her if she's had any offers....you know what they say about familiarity in the work place.
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Ahoy;- For Brazilian spiders............please contact your local pirate.
Cheers and Pass the Rum
Cheers and Pass the Rum
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Hehehee...Love you Power....hehehe...only for men.
Ooh I just took all these things you recommended at once.. now I'm feeling like a bit of a dick
Whacking that pogo stick of yours again? lol
She sure has ASSpirations being probed by an ASStronaut. I guess that ray of sunshine came from the probing.
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News flash dearest........took you a while to work that out
PS: sorry Homer....had to borrow your image....but it speaks louder than long explanations
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Oh dear oh dear Rochie Leave the funny lines to the likes of his XLNC &Homer and other Non Germans eh?
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Please leave me out of your domestic, h2.
I see Polkam is a muppet too now... officially, according to his avatar.
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So I am !
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But I thought we were all one big happy family here XLNC ?
A dysfunctional one maybe, but a family
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No worries Rochi...but just don't make fun of my erectile thingy.
Anyway, that spider bite is more a pain than pleasure...the lower head doesn't listen to upper head when it's nap time. It stays up for some good long hours till you submit yourself to emergency and everyone gets a snap of it and post it on instagram. lol...
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Where is Ruth Ann Moorehouse ? She' s the horn bag who Beachboy Dennis Wilson liked to shag. She was the main drawcard that would attract Manson's big time Hollywood friends again and again. Ruth Ann ! Come to me...where art thou?I suppose...
Oh there she is, shuffling along in a zimmerframe. 84 years young. No Ruth Ann, I don't want to trip out and have wild sex with you...put your teeth back in girl.
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I thought that too. Yes that is her. Looks like she's had the lobotomy. Or just strung out. She looks kinda scary. She was never implicated in the slayings, and only did a short time inside. Her father let her join the family at a mere 14 years old...Top left, no?
Maybe not...
