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    I am now married to a Taiwanese Beauty that Trumps all my past adventures but what the fuck is this this a Taiwanese shit???

    My best friend finds some kicks from his wealthily cluttered house some exclusive shoes I gave him 10 years ago he was wanting to give back to me ... Learning about my other half of me that is now Taiwanese where part of the culture is Betel Nuts and the Euphoric Effects and the turning...
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    Ooshies... any guys and girls got some good ones out there?

    I scored one I really like today. YODA!!! Along with this I got the Princess from Frozen And of course, in the spirit of this forum and my immaturity, this has to happen lol.
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    Any sneaker heads here?

    Since not punting for a long time I have spare cash. And to keep myself amused I have been SHOPPING!!! Sneakers and fountain pens amongst other things have been my thing since. Is there anyone here that have an addiction to buying shoes and sneakers like I do? If so I’d live for there to...
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    Captain Vegetable

    I was suddenly having a nostalgic moment this evening thinking of something I saw on Sesame Street when I was a little kid. Is there anyone as prehistoric as me that seen this on TV?
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    I keep being advised to take ageing gracefully, but WTF!!!

    Last Friday I was in a position when I had to help someone out of a physical altercation. Being extremely busy I have neglected cardio, resistance, bag work, sparring, conditioning, drills, and ALMOST (still banging like a teenager) everything. And at my age not training for a short time really...
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    Sexy Fight Scenes... Who can show me?

    Hello... I am a fan of the combat arts and even a bigger fan of beautiful women. When the two are combined it is almost like a Deep Merlot and a Dark Chocolate fucking on the palate while pushing an ice cube to the back of Scarlett Johansson's cold mouth with my warm dick... Here is one of...
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    Just my bad luck :(

    Had the best weights session, then a 5 km barefoot run. Right when I finished... the hottest young blonde in the tiniest sports bra starts running next to me... and it’s time to leave... FML ... lol
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    Your own funeral song

    If you could choose a song with lyrics off YouTube to represent yourself at your funeral. Which would it be? I’ll start...
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    WHAT IF YOU ARE STUCK IN THIS TIMELINE?

    WHAT IF YOU ARE STUCK IN THIS TIMELINE? PLEASE READ TO THE END... Sometimes I like to meditate without emptying my mind. I let my thoughts flow and run free once I am in a meditative state. Today I happen to be reliving a physical fight I had as a teenager and investigating an alternative...
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    An inspirational story about a nine year old warrior.

    Lately a young boy I coach in Kung Fu shared a heart warming story with me that made me very proud of him. Three boys bigger and older than him have been bullying him for the past few weeks. After knowing he was in no real danger and asking if he wanted help he continually said no, and that...
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